Coming Back Soon

Between running a business and running for President of the United States, I have not have much time for this blog.  This will end soon, starting in less than two weeks when I start making my weekly football predictions.  (Last Season-to-date: 122-123-9 (.498) Best Bets: 24-19-1 (.557) Playoffs – 7-4 (.636) )

Until I return to this blog, you can follow my campaigning antics at the link above and see how a “penniless campaign” is ran.


Sharing My World Week 19

  1. Do you believe in ghosts?
  2. What is your best recipe?
  3. What is your most favorite smell/scent?
  4. What subject was your favorite in all of your schooling? Why?

1)I do believe in ghosts.  I didn’t always, but I was shopping in a store one evening when things were flying off the shelves.  It was liking being in an episode of “Bewitched” without Samantha or Endora.  There wasn’t anybody on the other side of either shelf.
2)My favorite recipe was Grandma Oudda’s Strawberry Stroganoff.  Once you try it, you’ll understand.
3)My favorite smell is the smell of Sunday Breakfast (The aroma of fresh brewing coffee, the ryeness of the rye bread as it was being toasted, the fragrance of sizzling bacon, scrambled eggs (though I can’t really smell them), and my first fart of the day.
4)My favorite subject in school was English on “Creative Writing” days.  I liked writing stories about people who had no business being together in situations like being stuck in an elevator together.
I started with week 18 last week.  I will over the course of time get to the 17 weeks that I missed.

Sharing my World – Week 18

I got this idea from this website while surfing the web.  I found it at week 18.  Over time, I may add past and future “Sharing my World” posts.  A lot will depend on time as I am having a hard enough time finding time for my presidential campaign blog.

Here are the four Share Your World questions for this week.    I hope you have some fun playing along.

  1. Do you play video/computer game?  Which one(s) or most recent?
  2. When writing by hand do you prefer to use a pencil or pen?
  3. What has surprised me about blogging?
  4. If you had a shelf for your three most special possessions (not including people or animals), what would you put on it?

See my answers below.

  1. I play a few games on Facebook.  I used to play video games when I had a Sega Genesis.  “ToeJam and Earl” was my favorite game.  I got many of my dancing moves from Earl.
  2. I use an Eraser-Mate pen when writing by hand.  My writing smudges too much with a pencil, but I make too many mistakes to use a regular pen.
  3. The thing that has surprised me the most about blogging is that sometimes what brings people to my blog is surprising.  I once wrote about a blog about Nancy Pelosi and Global Warming.  Three people came to my site and that entry looking for “Hot Nancy Pelosi Pics”.
  4. My three most prized possession are a Clint Didier autographed football, a ceramic ashtray I made in Shop class, and a photoshopped picture of me with Vanna White.

Messing with the Clocks

Daylight Saving Time begins on Sunday in most of the United States and Canada.  One doesn’t realize how many devices have clocks on them until one has to change the time on all of them.  Fortunately, the time on my TV, computer, GPS, and phone change automatically.  I have a bunch of other devices that I have to change manually.

My watch – Fortunately, I got a new watch for Christmas and all I have to do to change the time is to hit the “DST” button and it goes to or from Daylight Saving Time.

My coffee pot – I have a bad habit of not changing the time until I use the timer feature.  I’ll want the coffee brewed at 7:00 and it will brew at 6:00 because I didn’t change the clock.

My alarm clock – for good measure, I usually change it the Friday evening before if I don’t have to wake up on Saturday.  I make a point not to look at the alarm clock on Saturday.

The clock in the car – This one is difficult because it doesn’t work according to the directions in the car manual.  I have to do other things not mentioned to get the time to change.

Synchronizing the sundial – this is the most difficult of all because it is hard to move the sundial EXACTLY one hour.  I’ll overmove it and the sundial will be running fast or I’ll undermove it and it will run slow.  Worse yet, I’ll move it in the wrong direction and it will be off by two hours.

I hate Daylight Saving Time.  I am more of a “set-it-and-forget-it” kind of guy.

 


Ask Ahmnodt

I couldn’t think of anything to write about today.  So this is a good day to waste space and ask you what you want to know about me.  You can ask me just about anything.  I will answer as honestly as a fictional character can.  Ask away!


Basketball and Swimming Areas

I know I have been ranting about the place I work out.  Before I go on about today’s rant, I should explain the good points of the gym/ resort:

The people who work there are top-notch.  If I was running a gym, I’d try to persuade them to work for me.  I know I complained about the cleanliness of the track and will complain about the basketball court today, but it is not the fault of the workers.  When it is clean, it is a very nice place.  It helps that it is around the corner and don’t have to drive and try to find a parking spot.

The basketball court is to the immediate right of the main lobby.  I like to get to the court by 8:40AM and finish before the morons take over the court.  The problem is that the cleaning crew thinks like I do.  They like to start cleaning soon after I start shooting around.  The resort needs an overnight cleaning person for the common areas.  Especially for the money they charge for both the hotel customers and the gym customers.  The cleaning guy shouldn’t have to dodge basketballs and clients shouldn’t have to worry about tripping over a broom or mop.  For those of you not familiar with this concept, it’s called common sense.

From the basketball courts, I head to the pool.  There is usually a water aerobics class for senior ladies, but there is usually a place in the pool where I can swim.  The lone exception is when someone with a senior fetish bobs himself up and down in the area where there would otherwise be room to swim.

After the swim (or instead of if the pervert is bobbing), I like to soak in the Jacuzzi.  There’s usually a person in there, but sometimes it’s empty.  I’ll be relaxing when some guy will come in and for some bizarre reason, think that I am lonely and would enjoy his company.  Sometimes it’s the idiot who was texting on the track.  Sometimes it’s the jerk chilling out on the ab machine that I want to use.  But it’s usually someone with already at least one strike against him and it’s always a male that thinks I would enjoy his company.

Does this face look lonely to you?

This concludes the gym rant. I will pick something else to whine about soon.

 


What’s the Point?

Last year I went into a rant about people at the gym I have been working out at for the last two years.  Nothing has changed.  I take that back.  It has gotten worse.

Last spring (after the previous rants), I started running on the indoor track.  It was great the first three weeks.  The first two weeks I had the track to myself and got much accomplished.  A runner joined me the third week and we had a mutual understanding of how each other trained so we could both get our full training in.

Then the fecal matter hit the fan.  All of the treadmills were being serviced so the treadmill people came up to the track.  The track is a short track with 15 laps equaling a mile (as opposed to 4 laps on a standard U.S. track) or 40% of a lap at the Indianapolis Speedway.  And instead of eight lanes, there is one lane (which is supposed to be wide enough for two people comfortably.)  The corners bank upwards much like an auto racetrack.

There is a sign of the track rules on the wall across from the stairwell.  The problem with the location is that the newbies stand in the middle of the track while reading the sign.  The following are the types of people who make training at the track a burden:

  • Lovebirds – Walking next to each other hand-in-hand makes it impossible to run without having to stop every lap and scream “EXCUSE ME” because for some reason, they can’t hear my grunting and heavy breathing when I am running.
  • “Day-Care” Parents – Parents who drop their children at the track and go to the Jacuzzi and drink pina coladas. (One of the rules on  the sign is that children under 16 must be accompanied by an adult at all times.
  • Apparatus – people who think it’s cool to ride bicycles and skateboards on the track.
  • Phone / Texters – People who make calls or text while walking (and usually in the middle of the track).
  • General Dumbnuts – people who don’t pay attention to the sign.  (The sign has a few simple rules, some I mentioned before – No horseplay, track direction alternated on alternate days to prevent wear and tear to certain joints from going in the same direction every day.)

There are other things that bug me – they vacuum the track in the middle of the day.  I understand not vacuuming in the middle of the night. (the gym is in a hotel)  They could still get one of those push duster thingies that they use im movie theaters between film showings.  One would think since they are vacuuming that they would pick up the empty water bottles, candy bar wrappers, and Big Mac boxes around the track.  They stay around for days at a time sometimes.

I will have another rant tomorrow about the basketball court and pool areas.  your eyes need a deserved rest.


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